Intense and emotionally perceptive. I pick up on unspoken words and speak the language of gesture. Deep, mysterious, and magnetically attractive. I yearn for emotional intimacy. If hurt, I really sting -- and I don't forgive easily
Classy things to say when stressed
April 8, 2008-
"Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck You!!!"
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"You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing?"
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"How many times do I have to flush before you go away??"
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"Well this day was a total waste of make-up."
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"Well aren’t we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
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"Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after."
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"Do I look like a fucking people person?!"
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"This isn’t an office. It’s HELL with fluorescent lighting."
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"I started out with nothing, still have most of it left."
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"I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me."
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"YOU!!! Off my planet!!!"
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"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose."
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"Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control."
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"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."
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"And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be…?"
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"I’m not crazy. I’ve been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
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"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
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"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed."
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"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
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"I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable."
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"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet."
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"Back off!!! You’re standing in my aura."
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"Don’t worry, I forgot your name too."
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"I just want revenge. Is that so wrong??"
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"I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
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"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"
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"Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
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"Wait… I’m trying to imagine you with a personality."
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"Chaos, panic and disorder… my work here is done."
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"Ambivalent? Well, yes and no."
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"You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
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"Earth is FULL. Go HOME!"
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"Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
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"I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
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"A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth."
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"You are depriving some village of an idiot."
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"If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport."
